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Two Necromancers, an Army of Golems, and a Demon Lord (The Unconventional Heroes Series Book 2) Kindle Edition
To earn his pardon and avoid horrible torture and/or gruesome execution, Timmy has to complete every mission the Council throws his way, most of which seem to involve extremely scary things trying to kill him. At least he’s got help – sort of. His help consists of an apprentice with designs on his castle (and her plans may or may not involve overthrowing him), a bureaucrat whose two greatest skills are fainting in the face of trouble and using people (usually Timmy) as human shields, and an elf with the world’s worst case of pyromania and enough magic to level a mountain.
Somehow, Timmy’s got to get this bunch of unconventional heroes to work together. Trouble is coming, and it’s trouble of the kind that only a necromancer like Timmy could possibly find himself in the middle of. An army of killer golems is on the loose, which may give Timmy the excuse he needs to legally unleash wave after wave of killer zombies. Zombie versus golem – it’s every necromancer’s dream. And then there’s the demon lord that’s out to usher in the apocalypse. Sure, demons aren’t exactly his specialty, but there’s nothing that a good magical shovel to the back of the head can’t fix.
One way or another, Timmy is going to get his pardon and a tax rebate too – even if it means going up against murderous golems, insane demon lords, or mischievous ninja rodents with a predilection for magical swords and the skills to back up the trash talk.
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateJune 8, 2015
- File size380 KB
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Product details
- ASIN : B00Z8XFAQS
- Publisher : Amazon Digital Services (June 8, 2015)
- Publication date : June 8, 2015
- Language : English
- File size : 380 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 167 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #161,324 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #977 in Humorous Fantasy (Books)
- #1,063 in General Humorous Fiction
- #1,465 in Humorous Fiction
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About the author
I am a writer with an avid interest in psychology, physics, history, and economics. Writing has long been a passion, and I hope to someday make a career of it. Apart from writing, I have worked in education as a lecturer in one of the aforementioned subjects.
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So again another fun filled light read.
Though, the book is written in fun and less serious tone. I love how the story has many layers to it. Like Avraniel is more than a crazy pryo, but an Elf that has had to deal with harsh life of being hated and hunted. Also, Tim's character is so different and much more than he appears. Which is hinted at by comments from the new Council member and a new member of the group "The Old Man" when he was talking with Katie. When I was read the fire side chat of the Kaite and the Old Man, I thought back about two earlier points regarding Katie and Avraniel. In regards to the first one Tim was proud of Katie for finding her Ninja Rat Minions, but how he never found his. The second point Avraniel thinks about developing her own Minions and how it was something she was missing. To be honest Tim has his minions (if not an adoptive family) even though they probably do not think of themselves as such. In fact, if you pointed it out they would immediately justify their actions for a variety of other reasons. However, the truth is Katie, Avraniel, the Rat Clan, and even Gerald are all following Tim. In fact in many times go out of their way to do things against their natures for Tim's benefit.
I will say that L. G. Estrella writes a different kind of paranormal novel. Happy reading have fun
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Das zweite Buch war aber genau nach meinem Geschmack. Lustig locker gepaart mit jugendlich doofem Charme und einer Prise anzüglichem Humor.
Genau mein Ding. Ich fand das Buch so gut, dass ich die Serie über die nächsten Vertreter hinaus weiterlesen werde auch wenn mal ein schlechter Vertreter dabei sein sollte.
Totally absurd and perfectly logical! Pitted against an army of mutant golems and an evil dark lord is the most unlikely team of heroes: a fire-obsessed elf (to put it mildly), a magic shovel-wielding necromancer with his ninja rats-loving apprentice (wearing pink-rimmed glasses, no less), an old plantsman with a penchant for bonsai trees and uh... a bureaucrat (I don't really need to attach any adjectives to him). Hilarious and nicely written, I liked the first part better and I'm looking forward to the next adventures of this budding group.
“The banjo?” Avraniel snorted. “You play the banjo? Please don’t tell me that you’re one of those mopey necromancers, you know, the ones who sit in darkness all day writing bad songs about how the whole world has gone to hell and how everyone you love has left you.”