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These Famous Bald Dudes Prove Losing Your Hair Doesn't Mean Losing Your Edge

Bald is only the beginning.

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So you're going bald. Big deal. It happens to the best of us. (And by "us," I mean literally everyone but George Clooney. The day George Clooney goes bald is the day we should all really start to panic.) So don't despair. Though it doesn't always feel like it, you're more than your hair. And if you woke up one morning and then started closely examining your upper forehead in a panic, or, hell, if the events of the last year alone set your hairline back by half a decade, fret not. Going bald is far from the end of the world. Consider all the time you can now dedicate to thinking about other, more important things. (Like, say, what to wear!)

In light of your newfound baldness, you've got a few options. You could become a beanie guy. You could grow a beard. Or you could embrace the look wholeheartedly, like any of the famous—and famously bald—dudes below. All of these guys are not only bald, they revel in their baldness, taking so much pride in their signature shiny domes it's hard to imagine them looking any other way. These are the dudes holding it down for bald people the world over since time immemorial—or, uh, at least since they all got their big breaks. Which is to say you'd never so much as consider asking any of them if they think of their baldness as an impediment, let alone something to be ashamed of.

In need of some inspiration now that your hair has up and gone the way of the dodo? Together, these guys prove once and for all going bald isn't the end—it's only the beginning. (Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life, etc.) Because, as the kids say, we stan a bald king. Especially when he looks this damn good.

Samuel L. Jackson

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*Sam Jackson voice* I'm sick and tired of all these motherfucking jokes about being motherfucking bald!

Kelly Slater

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The surf legend and Outerknown mastermind has made his perfectly sheared dome a signature part of his look since he burst onto the scene in the early '90s, racking up a whopping 11 (count 'em!) world surfing championship wins in the process.

Common

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The Chicago-born rapper turned actor (and prodigious bald-head-haver) has recently taken to pairing his pristine dome with a neatly-trimmed goatee in a masterful swerve that's best left to god-level MCs.

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Patrick Stewart

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Sir Patrick Stewart is living proof that while going bald may not be necessary to nab yourself a knighthood, it sure helps.

Michael Jordan

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With all due respect to Tom Brady and his enviable head of hair: You going to argue with the GOAT?

Stanley Tucci

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2020 is the year we all remembered why we love Stanley Tucci, and we'd be lying if we said his famously bald head didn't have anything (read: a whole lot) to do with his raw, unadulterated, tenured-Classics-professor energy.

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Dwayne Johnson

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The Rock, seen here graciously accepting the award for Biggest Bald Badass of the year and thanking the bald community for its unwavering support.

Jason Statham

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*Chuckles nervously* Haha what, no I wasn't saying anything about being bald. Why haha?

Dave Chapelle

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The lauded funnyman knows there's nothing funny about finding a signature look and sticking to it.

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John Travolta

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Travolta, a relatively recent entrant into the hallowed halls of baldness, shows there's no shame in shaving it all off once your hair really starts to go.

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