3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy – review

Here's some high-end softcore Asian erotica, evidently produced as much for the export market as for domestic consumption. It's got an old-fashioned belief that the dirty bits should be showcased by plot, with a new-fangled commitment to 3D. At one stage, a large severed phallus is propelled out of the screen directly at the audience – not exactly house of flying daggers. During the Ming dynasty, a young scholar is hungry for fleshly pleasures, so he breaks his young wife's heart by taking up with an epicurean gang boss who offers him unlimited shagging opportunities with his concubine handmaidens, in return for help with stolen treasures. But this young wife experiences her own erotic awakening at the hands of a hunky servant. Ooo-er. The recent 3D Lovers Guide was sexier and more three-dimensional.