Ah Casphardt and shitposting my two favorite things

I present you: a Tumblr post that I edited and then reposted on Tumblr

Hilda: Sooo, did you kiss Edelgard?

Claude: No, the moment wasn’t right. Look, this woman could actually be my future wife. I want our first kiss to be amazing

Hilda: Aww, thats so sweet. So you chickened out like a little bitch, huh?

Nobody asks for this type of content but I always deliver :)

Also here’s a Mike Wazowski-less one if ur boring

Monica: I have the sharpest memory, name one time I’ve forgotten something

Hubert: You left me and Ferdinand in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago

Monica: I did that on purpose, try again

Claude: The next time Edelgard is angry with me, I’ll drape her in a cape and say “now you’re super angry”

Claude: Maybe she’ll laugh, maybe I’ll die

Black Eagle posting as always

There are exactly zero functional people in this entire house

Also quick shout-out to Caspar somehow fitting all of the categories and to Dorothea and Linhardt who are sharing two spaces in the same row because I couldn’t decide which one of them was more baby