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Join the ranks of the Brassicans in doing Brassican things, like showing support for their fellow cabbage-preacher. Thank you very much!

Brassican Disciple

Join the ranks of the Brassicans in doing Brassican things, like leading your local Brassican congregation (thanks to the power of bribery) and showing support for their fellow cabbage-preacher. You even get the permission to legally wear a fancy hat!**The Cabbage Preacher is not responsible for any reprocussions related to you wearing fancy hats in inappropriate contexts.Thank you very much!

Brassican Lay-Preacher

Join the ranks of the Brassicans in doing Brassican things, like leading your local Brassican temple (thanks to the power of even more bribery) and showing support for their fellow cabbage-preacher. You even get the permission to legally wear the fanciest hat in the room!*The Cabbage Preacher is not responsible for any reprocussions related to you wearing the fanciest hat in the room.Thank you very much!

Brassican Preacher

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